Out of the Mouths of Babes Part VIII

8/29/15

Kaitlyn while looking at a puzzle: "Look Mom, it's a doggy puzzle and it's a Jewish puzzle." 

Misreading the word "jigsaw"

2/6/16

Me: "Ryan, when you go on a date with a girl you are supposed to pay!"

Ryan: "Mom, you're not a girl. You're a woman!" 😂😂💙

2/18/16

Overhead while my kids are bickering...

Kaitlyn: "I have a wart and I'm not afraid to use it!"

Ryan: "Kaitlyn, I'm younger. You're suppose to be a role model for me."

3/13/16

Ryan: "Mom, can I have a shower?"

Kaitlyn: "No Ryan. I go first, I smell more."

3/23/16 

Kaitlyn: "Mom, where is grandma? Is she at the moron (mahjon) game tonight?"

5/23/16

Kaitlyn: "I love you more than you can imagine, more than you can say more, than the highest number in the world."

9/25/16

During the presidential election, I tried to explain to Kaitlyn yesterday it's like voting for the lesser of two evils ... she didn't get it so I used the analogy of her eating cauliflower vs Brussel sprouts. She said she "Wouldn't vote for Trump and he's going to build a wall and people won't be able to get out. How can he build a wall that high even airplanes can't go through it" #gottalovekids

3/13/17

Ryan: "Mom, the only reason I like this song ('Hall of Fame' by The Script) is because it reminds me one day I'll be in the hall of fame." 

3/17/17

Kailtyn: "Mom, we changed desks and now I'm surrounding by boys. It's terrible."

Me- Oh Kate,  if u only knew." 

8/23/17 

Kaitlyn: "I wonder if flamingos ever sit.They must get bored standing."

12/24/17

Ryan while tracking Santa: "Santa’s in the Amazon rain forest. Come on-do people even live in the Amazon rain forest?!"

5/2/18

Ryan: "Mom it’s so hot in here it’s like Arizona and Kaitlyn’s face is as red as an apple."

10/6/18

Ryan: “Mom, someone called ‘Big Swinging Dicks’ is following me on Instagram.

Kaitlyn: “Does that mean penis?”

(FYI-it’s on Ryan’s baseball Instagram and BSD is a baseball page)

4/21/18

Kaitlyn snuggling between me and Matt: “It’s like I’m the thing in the middle of the flowers and you’re the petals."

6/11/19

Kaitlyn: "Mom, I have to ask you something I’m confused. If you had eggs put in where did they come from?

I explained that I took medicine so we can make a lot of eggs and then they put the good ones back in. 

Kaitlyn: "Oh thank g-d because I thought maybe you weren’t my mother."

6/14/19 

Me: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Kaitlyn: "A chef."

Ryan: "A professional athlete" 

2/2/20 

While watching the Super Bowl half-time show featuring musicians Shakira and J-Lo-

Ryan- "Well, that unexpected. I didn't expect them to shake their butts at the camera."