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I went to pick the twins up from after care today and the first words out of Ryan's mouth as he is walking down the hallway are, "Mom, I can explain everything!" As you could imagine, a lot went through my mind. "What did you do?!"

"I was eating a snack and I went to get a drink and I was bleeding and my tooth fell out!"

Phew,

Ryan, do me a favor? Never, ever start a conversation with your parents which begins, "I can explain everything!"